At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
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"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."
107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.
i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.
It’s true, respect is also quite a turn-on.
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
This was my chemistry professor.
my mom says hey
I see nothing wrong here.
Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people.
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
31 day challenge
DAY 26 // favourite at home scene
Deeks and Kensi not watching Burnt Offerings — “Impact” (5x02)
These are not the type of scenes we normally get to see on the show, so it’s fun to actually see what the characters get up to outside of work. This scene in particular really highlights the great chemistry between Eric Olsen and Daniela Ruah.
What I really love about the scene is that Kensi shows up to Deeks’ place just to be with him. Not to grill him about how he’s feeling or ask him why he never answered her calls. She gave him something normal instead.